I seem to thing for Lesbians. Not the ones in those short educational videos on the internet but the real ones. Except not in “Oh shes one of that lot, I fancy her” more “I like her. She seems nice. Not only in a sex way. Oh bum. Shes a another bloody Lesbian” And not only in real life but famous people. And not only real life famous people but fictional characters.
I started to notice this after I was dumped by a girl with the quite legendary phrase “Going out with you has proved to me I’m a Lesbian.” Now I’m in a better place I like to believe its because I’m so great and such a brilliant lover that I must have ruined even just the thought of ever being with another man. Rather than the “Blimey. Im off to the other side if this is the best mankind has got to offer“ I thought at the time.
After that it seemed like Id opened the flood gates to the gays into my life. In nearly 30 years I can honestly say I only ever had one proper Homosexual friend but now they were everywhere, ironically they were breeding, every new female I seemed to come into contact with was one. “Oh look that’s sweet, they are holding hands. And hugging, and oh bollocks, Enjoy your fiery death ladies” I started to think has it always been like that for me, The answer was pointing to yes.
Heres some Evidence:
- First Girlfriend. Still called the gayest straight girl in the world by some.
- Willow from Buffy. She was always my favorite. Then what happens around Season 4? She bloody falls in love with Tara.
- Freaky Friday. When I was little (About Eight) I fell in love with two famous girls. Jodie Foster and Drew Barrymore. What happens with Jodie later in life. Turns out she is a Gay. Then years later I fancied Lindsay Lohan in the surprisingly good remake (No Mean Girls, but what is) What happens in real life? Lindsey comes out (but that was only for a bit so I don’t know if that counts. But for the sake of this. Yes. Yes it does)
- Right this one is just fucking stupid. It amazes me. When I was about 10 I had two comic crushes, Aurora from Alpha Flight ( whose brother is Northstar, the first out Marvel comics character. He is getting married in the first same sex marriage in mainstream comics in next months Astonishing X-Men #51 ) and Julie Power from Power Pack. Power Pack were a group of four child heroes under 12 who were given super Powers by a Kymelian, a kind ofsuper race of humanoid space horses. Julie became Lightspeed and after the comic finished she popped up every so often around the Marvel universe. More recently she joined the Runaways spin off The Losers and these days is a teaching Assistant at the Avengers Academy. Ive always had a soft spot for her and Runaways has been one of my favorite super hero comics of recent times so when they made a guest appearance in Avengers Academy I picked it up At the end of the issue Karolina (One of the Runaways who is a gay shapeshifting alien) asks Julie out for a drink which Julia says yes to. But only if it’s a date. Turns out she is bloody one too.
Those are just Four examples of the top of my head, there are more. Maybe its just because Ive pointed it out to myself that I notice it. Like the blue van than seems to follow me around. its not following me around. Its not.
Maybe its the fact that I seem to have a bi curious 15 year old Emo girls spirit trapped inside me somehow?
Oh well, Its not the worst thing that could happen. Best carry on my research.
